I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.



jaspinder:

  • breath in for 4 seconds
  • hold your breath for 7 seconds
  • exhale breath for 8 seconds

repeat once or twice more.

This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.

Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.

(via helllsrain)

ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me

(via corporalbutts)

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

(via wapn)

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

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proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

(Source: spoopytransgirl, via sirharasi)